This blog is a waste of time. It’s an opportunity for me to put off more pressing matters to share stories about day to day things that happen on the job in this game. If you haven’t played Endless Ocean: Blue World, you might find all this a lot of bizarre jaw music, to which I can only say: you’re right, but give the game a try and see what happens.

If you’re new to Blue World, like under 4o hrs of gameplay, I’m warning you right now: there might be spoilers. In fact, this whole blog is one big spoiler, so proceed at your own risk. However, if you’re stuck on something or have questions, feel free to drop me a line.

On the other hand, if you’ve got a lot more sea miles under your weight belt, please remember that I’m a relative land-lubber in this game, and if you post a comment about how you earned 1 million P or trained your 11th dolphin, I might just avert my eyes.

I hope that this blog wastes your time as pleasantly as it wastes mine. And I hope you’ll write in with your stories about what happened on the job. Because let’s face it: this game is like the best summer job you ever had–the one where you worked hard but had a blast, before you graduated college and settled in behind a desk and looked at actuary tables all day long.

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